Elf on the Shelf, Season 2023 - Episode 4

I'm having a hard time believing we're almost there...

This is what happened last week: our elves, Cookie and Biscuit used Colin's "spare money" to order from Santazon, they used the girnder to transform crayons into M&Ms, they baked brown Es, and they called the men in the house out when it came to replacing the toilet paper roll... 

This week they attended a WHAM! concert! How fun! Of course, George and Andy (and their backup singers) performed "Last Christmas". 

For our town's traditional Chlausmärt, sort of a Santa's Market, our elves dressed up as Santa and Reindeer and were ready to go in front of Colin's backpack. Unfortunately, since he now attends high school out of town, he didn't have a day off to visit the market. 

Hold on a minute here... I mean, elves are magical creatures that fly back and forth to the North Pole and stuff, but they can also saw their mate in half? 

 

PS: did you know: Magician Dorothy Dietrich, who established herself as a leading magician as a teenager, has been called the "first woman to saw a man in half".

 Cookie and Biscuit ride in a two reindeer open sleigh

Cookie and Biscuit with Cookies and Biscuits!

The next day they learned that the wet bandids escaped. Shoutout to Kevin McCallister who provided the battle plan to defeat the burglars.

A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?" 

"Sure," he replies. "What's the problem?" 

"Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can't even find the edge pieces."

 "Look on the box," he said. "There's always a picture of what the puzzle is."

"It's a big rooster," she said.

The husband arrives home and tells his blonde wife "Okay, put the CornFlakes back in the box."

Another weeks in the books. Keep your eyes open, there's gonna be more!